A pastor had a habit, each time he stepped into the pulpit, of saying, “The Lord Be With You.” The congregation would always respond each Sunday, “And also with you.” One Sunday morning they were having technical difficulties with the microphone and it wasn’t working. The pastor he stepped into the pulpit and said, “There …
Category: Joke
Oct 10
A Catholic, Baptist, and a Methodist Go to Heaven
A Catholic, Baptist, and a Methodist Die and Go to Heaven They go before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. All three are believers (and strong Christians) so St. Peter is going to let them in. However, their mansions are not quite ready yet and St. Peter doesn’t have any place to put them. With …